Damn you can buy anything online!

It's been a long week at work so I was glad the cold snap kept people quiet last night so that I could play some awesome Skip-Bo. I mean, it's about all I can do to count to twelve at 3 am, so this is definately one of my favorite games and I keep a deck in my locker at work. And while getting that link for you I realize that TallBrawnyWoman.com sells absolutely everything. Another blog I frequent has a section for weird items he finds there, recent entries including Oscar Mayer Bologna (NOT kidding) and currently: the quickest way to buttery nipples. But I'll tell you the one thing that I saw while zipping around online and HAVE TO HAVE but can't find where to buy it anywhere in these here united states. The website is the manufacturer and does not sell to individual people. Damn it all anyways. So buy me one of these and I'll.... I dunno... but it'll be damn good. And you'll have my utmost appreciation for what a great person you are. And that ain't the easy thing. Apparantly I don't trust anyone. Go figure.